Ep 6 – “Padre de Familia”

Peter takes so much pride in being an American citizen that he starts an anti-immigrant campaign in town–until he discovers that he himself is actually an illegal immigrant born in Mexico. Unable to prove or obtain his citizenship, he loses his job and must work at his father-in-law Carter’s estate as a servant.

Ep 7 – “Peter’s Daughter”

After recovering from a coma, Meg finds herself interested in a med student who treats her at the hospital. Peter, however, who has grown protective of her during her stasis, feels very uncomfortable with her new boyfriend. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie buy and plan to renovate a dilapidated house.

Ep 8 – “McStroke”

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Peter accepts an offer of unlimited burgers at a local fast food restaurant, though he suffers a stroke after eating too many. After recovering, Peter strives to expose the evils of the company with the help of a talking cow. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to become the most popular boy at James Woods High School.

Ep 9 – “Back to the Woods”

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James Woods returns to Quahog to seek revenge against Peter by stealing his identity after finding his wallet. Peter is left with nothing, but neither he nor his family are willing to let James get away with this, and Peter counters by ruining the actor’s career and public image.

Ep 10 – “Play It Again, Brian”

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Feeling their marriage has hit a snag, Peter and Lois take Brian’s offer to go with him for a relaxing vacation at Martha’s Vineyard. However, as Peter gets drunk, Brian ends up spending more time with Lois and even tries to have sex with her. Meanwhile, Herbert babysits Meg, Chris and Stewie back home.

Ep 1 – “Blue Harvest”
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In this hour-long special episode of Family Guy, the Griffins are watching TV when their house suffers a power outage. With nothing else to do for entertainment, Peter retells the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, with several Family Guy characters recast as those from the film.

Ep 2 – “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)”

Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend Jillian even though he’s been feeling smothered by her, and things take a turn for the worse when Stewie tries to sabotage their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris get jobs at the convenience store, where Chris befriends the manager.

Ep 3 – “Believe It or Not, Joe’s Walking on Air”

Joe, feeling uncomfortable with his disability, regains his ability to walk after a leg transplant. He decides to play extreme sports and spends most of his time with more athletic people, forsaking Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and even his wife Bonnie in the process which, of course, doesn’t sit too well with them.

Ep 4 – “Stewie Kills Lois (1)”

Stewie becomes angry with Lois after she leaves him behind on a private cruise with Peter, and appears to murder her out of revenge. However, everyone is led to believe that her death was an accident–until suspicion falls on Peter after he reveals he recently took out a life insurance policy on his wife.

Ep 5 – “Lois Kills Stewie (2)”

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Returning from her presumed death, Lois reveals her attempted killer to be Stewie. Stewie then takes his family hostage and goes on the lam, heading towards the CIA Headquarters where he gains complete control. Desperate to put an end to Stewie’s reign of terror, Lois realizes what she must do…

Ep 13 – “Bill and Peter’s Bogus Journey”

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Peter befriends Bill Clinton, even though Lois thinks he is a bad influence. But when she tries to break off their relationship, she ends up having sex with Clinton instead. Peter is devastated, so Lois tries to convince him to even the score. Meanwhile, Brian tries to potty-train himself with guidance from Stewie.

Ep 14 – “No Meals on Wheels”

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The Griffins open a restaurant and have trouble attracting customers, so Joe offers to bring some of his friends in to help with business. At First Peter assumes they are all police officers, but when he finds out they all have disabilities Peter tries to change the atmosphere.

Ep 15 – “Boys Do Cry”

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When Lois gets a new job as a church organist the family start attending services. Unfortunately Stewie gets drunk on Communion wine, which leads the congregation to believe that he’s possessed. The Griffins are forced to move to Texas, where they begin to fit in quite nicely while they wait for things to settle down at home.

Ep 16 – “No Chris Left Behind”

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Chris gets expelled from James Woods High. Trying to help the situation, his grandfather Carter Pewterschmidt gets him accepted into a classy boarding school where he has trouble fitting in. Meanwhile, the Giant Chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

Ep 17 – “It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One”

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Lois runs for Mayor of Quahog against Adam West, but the only way she can get people to listen to her is to dumb down her plans to make Quahog a better place. Meanwhile, Peter and his friends become Lois’s number one supporters so that they can benefit from the perks .

Ep 18 – “Meet the Quagmires”

Death grants Peter’s wish of going back in time to be 18 again for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. But when he discovers back in the present that he’s married to Molly Ringwald and Lois to Quagmire, he and Brian (who tagged along with him) must try to fix the timeline.

Ep 7 – “Chick Cancer”

Stewie ties the knot with his old friend Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage full of resentment and bickering. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, which inspires him to make a chick flick of his own.

Ep 8 – “Barely Legal”

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Brian volunteers to go to the school dance with Meg when she can’t find a date; when there he gets drunk to ease the pain and makes out with her. As a result, Meg begins to think of Brian as her new boyfriend, and quickly grows obsessed with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force.

Ep 9 – “Road to Rupert”

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Brian accidentally sells Stewie’s teddy bear, Rupert, at a garage sale. This, of course, upsets Stewie, so Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, Colorado, to find him. Meanwhile, Peter’s licence is suspended and Meg becomes his personal chauffeur.

Ep 10 – “Peter’s Two Dads”

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When Peter’s father dies, Peter finds out from his mother that he was not his real father afterall; his real father lives in Ireland, so he and Brian go there to find the man. Meanwhile, Stewie gets spanked by Lois after acting out, but discovers that he likes the abuse and tries to get into trouble.

Ep 11 – “The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou”

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Peter beats up a bully who’s been harassing Chris, but finds that bullying is so much fun he becomes a bully himself. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes obsessed with getting a tan until he getts a nasty case of sunburn and fears he’s developed skin cancer.

Ep 12 – “Airport ‘07″

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Peter messes things up at the airport and causes Quagmire to lose his job as an airline pilot. After failing to find another career, Quagmire must rely on Peter, Cleveland and Joe’s schemes to get his old job back. But when their plan flops, Quagmire turns to Hugh Hefner for advice.

Ep 1 – “Stewie Loves Lois”

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After Lois saves Stewie’s teddy bear, Rupert, Stewie has a change of heart and takes an extreme liking to his mother, though Lois eventually gets sick of all his love and attention. Meanwhile, Peter undergoes a prostate exam and is convinced that he was molested by his doctor.

Ep 2 – “Mother Tucker”

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When Peter’s mother Thelma announces that she is getting a divorce, Peter feels abandoned. However, he soon finds a father figure in her new boyfriend Tom Tucker and begins acting like a child again. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own radio show and Stewie can’t help but stir things up.

Ep 3 – “Hell Comes to Quahog”

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After Peter blows all of Meg’s car money on a military tank for himself, Meg gets a job at a Wal-Mart-like supermarket, which uses up most of the town’s energy and puts other stores out of business. Brian and Stewie eventually take matters into their own hands to save the town from the corporate giant.

Ep 4 – “Saving Private Brian”

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When Brian tries to give the Army a piece of his mind for trying to recruit Chris, Stewie tags along and gets them enlisted. After making it through boot camp, they are shipped to Iraq. Meanwhile, Chris joins a goth rock band as an after-school activity.

Ep 5 – “Whistle While Your Wife Works”

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After Peter severely injures his hand and is told he needs to pick up the pace at work, Lois goes to the brewery to help him catch up. Meanwhile, Stewie discovers that Brian’s attractive new girlfriend, Jillian, is an airhead and tries to convince him to break up with her.

Ep 6 – “Prick Up Your Ears”

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Lois volunteers to teach sex-ed class at Chris and Meg’s school, though she is soon replaced by a Church spokesman. Meanwhile, Meg and her new boyfriend take an abstinence pledge but still manage to find a loophole, and Stewie goes to great lengths to destroy the Tooth Fairy.

Ep 26 – “Petergeist”

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Out of jealousy over Joe’s new theater room, Peter decides to build a multiplex, but comes across an Indian skull. As a result, a poltergeist haunts the Griffins’ house and spirits Stewie away to the other side. After retrieving him, the Griffins try and find a way to expel the spirit.

Ep 27 – “Untitled Griffin Family History”

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When the Griffin family is stuck in their panic room during a robbery, Peter tells stories of the many famous Griffins in the family’s extensive ancestry to pass the time. Meanwhile, Meg is being held hostage by the robbers, and finds an interesting way to evade them.

Ep 28 – “Stewie B. Goode (1)”

Stewie’s attempt to kill a boy he doesn’t like lands him in a near-death experience where he gets a brief taste of life in Hell. This is enough to make Stewie resolve to act nicer to everyone. Meanwhile Peter gets a new job as an editorial reporter on the local news.

Ep 29 – “Bango Was His Name Oh! (2)”

Stewie sees for a man on TV who looks just like him. Convinced this man must be his real father, Stewie takes Brian to go on a cross-country road trip with Quagmire to find him and discover the truth. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois try to help Chris and Meg get dates so that they can have some “alone time.”

Ep 30 – “Stu and Stewie’s Excellent Adventure (3)”

It turns out that the man Stewie saw is his 30-year-old self, so Stewie joins him in the future to discover how his life will turn out, which he finds appalling. After discovering that the source of it all is his near-death experience, Stewie resolves to go back in time and prevent it from ever happening.

Ep 21 – “I Take Thee Quagmire”

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Peter wins free maid service on Wheel of Fortune with whom Quagmire actually falls in love and wants to marry. This causes a change in his demeanor, so Peter tries to talk him out of it to get the old Quagmire back. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to cope when Lois weans him from her breast milk.

Ep 22 – “Sibling Rivalry”

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Peter gets a vasectomy after a pregnancy scare from Lois, which puts a kibosh on Peter and Lois’s sex life. Lois begins overeating and gets fat, which spices things up between the two. Meanwhile, Stewie’s equally-malicious sperm brother is born and battles Stewie for control over the playground.

Ep 23 – “Deep Throats”

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Brian tries to expose Mayor West as the corrupt politician he is, and becomes even more determined after discovering that he is dating Meg, who has become his new intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois start smoking marijuana in the hopes of finding musical inspiration for a talent show.

Ep 24 – “Peterotica”

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After reading an erotica book that he thought was bad, Peter writes a collection of his own, leading to Lois’s father, Carter, to lose his money. Unable to cope with their middle-class lives, Peter and Carter set all differences aside and team up to get rich quick. Meanwhile, Stewie trains for the Olympics.

Ep 25 – “You May Now Kiss the…Uh…Guy Who Receives”

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Mayor West tries to ban gay marriage to divert attention from a bad investment he made with the taxpayers’ money, prompting Brian to fight for the right of his cousin Jasper to get married. Meanwhile, Chris protests against gay marriage just for the sake of feeling up a conservative girl.

Ep 17 – “The Fat Guy Strangler”

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Lois discovers that she has a brother she never knew about who, after a traumatic experience involving Jackie Gleeson, is locked in a mental hospital and holds a grudge against the obese. Meanwhile, Peter starts an advocacy group for overweight men after the doctor tells him he’s fat.

Ep 18 – “The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz”

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After failing to find a religion he would want to follow personally, Peter starts his own religion based on his faith in Fonzie from Happy Days, which immediately becomes very popular. Meanwhile, Stewie is stuck in a plastic bubble after being diagnosed with a weak immune system.

Ep 19 – “Brian Sings and Swings”

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Brian sinks into a depression after surviving getting hit by a car, but finds a new lease on life as a back-up singer for Frank Sinatra, Jr. Meanwhile, Meg pretends to be a lesbian in order to make friends with a group of real teenage lesbians.

Ep 20 – “Patriot Games”

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Peter becomes a player for the New England Patriots football team after displaying his impressive charging skills, but Tom Brady becomes very uncomfortable with his constant showboating. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a bookie and assaults Brian over an unpaid bet.

Ep 13 – “Jungle Love”

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Chris runs away from his horrible first day as a high school freshman and joins the Peace Corps. But when he finds himself engaged to the chief’s daughter, he may never be able to come back home. Meanwhile, Peter gets a job at the newly renovated Pawtucket Patriot Brewery.

Ep 14 – “PTV”

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Chris worries about being teased on his first day of high school. Brian casually mentions his time in the Peace Corps, and Chris decides to run away to South America to join. Peter gets a job at the Pawtucket Brewery but can’t control his drinking.

Ep 15 – “Brian Goes Back to College”

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When it’s revealed that Brian never finished college, Brian decides to return to obtain his last degree. However, he must deal with his temptations to cheat in order to pass the class. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe become the new “A-Team” after winning a costume contest.

Ep 16 – “The Courtship of Stewie’s Father”

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Lois thinks Stewie’s matricidal behavior is just a cry for fatherly attention, so she makes Peter bond with Stewie, although Peter and Stewie play tricks on her instead. Meanwhile, Chris does chores for Herbert after breaking his window to pay for it, which makes Herbert feel closer to him than ever before.

Ep 7 – “Brian the Bachelor”

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Brian appears on the ABC reality show The Bachelorette thinking he won’t win, but falls for the Bachelorette when he sees her as more than an actress, and they begin a relationship. Meanwhile, Chris makes friends with a talking pimple on his face, who orders him to make mischief.

Ep 8 – “8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter”

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Peter offers his daughter, Meg, to Mort Goldman’s son, Neil, to pay off a tab at the pharmacy. Meg is obviously against the idea at first, but when she discovers that Neil is going out with someone else, she grows jealous. Meanwhile, Stewie falls for a beautiful babysitter who has a boyfriend.

Ep 9 – “Breaking Out Is Hard to Do”

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Lois becomes a kleptomaniac after discovering the rush of shoplifting, but is ultimately arrested and sent to prison after she is busted for stealing a priceless painting. The Griffins can’t stand life without her, so they break her out of jail and start life anew in “Asiantown,” becoming fugitives of the law.

Ep 10 – “Model Misbehavior”

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Lois fulfills her lifelong dream of being a fashion model after appearing in her underwear in the newspaper. Peter, however, grows increasingly concerned that she may be losing touch with reality. Meanwhile, Brian works on a pyramid scheme with Stewie to get money for tapeworm medication.

Ep 11 – “Peter’s Got Woods”

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Brian falls for an African-American teacher and petitions to have the name of the school changed just to please her. Peter feels uncomfortable about this and has James Woods take care of the situation. Peter eventually befriends James, who eventually overshadows Brian as his new best friend.

Ep 12 – “Perfect Castaway”

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Peter and his friends get shipwrecked, prompting Lois to marry Brian under the assumption that Peter is dead. She is, of course, overjoyed to find Peter safe and sound, but is also torn between her affection to Peter and her commitment to Brian, and her feelings are put to the test.